Giant strokes are what you take...

...wanking on the moon.

Counting Crows

They really were fucking shit weren't they?

I feel sorry for Blade

The guy doesn't seem to have much fun, never seems to get the chance to have a beer and watch the game, it's vampire hunting 24/7. I'm not sure we find out what happened to the doctor at the end of the first film but she was nice and I hope her and Blade managed a bit of sexy time. At the end of Blade 2 he'd forged a relationship with that hot brunette vampire who sadly died so they never got the chance to pursue their feelings. There would have been challenges of course, she was a vampire and he hunted them. It doesn't bother me but there's an inter-racial element too but more than that there's potentially and possibly an age gape of hundreds of years between them. Technically she could have been noncing young Blade up when you think about it. Still, in this day and age, you have to wonder why he couldn't bend her over, yank her head back, tank fuck her arse and then jizz all over her back, don't you?