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A trip to Specsavers, a pitch for Hooksavers, and a ban from every branch, Cleethorpes included. More Hooks For Hands.

A streamer's triumphant comeback broadcast takes a turn into the past, where old grudges get settled.

A rambling look at stimulus, temptation and the wonderfully irrational ways our brains react to the world around us.

He's been at it for weeks. Methodical. Thoughtful, even. The fireworks were a nice touch. A man gets what he deserves, described in careful, loving detail.

What happens when a washing machine becomes sentient and invents time travel? Wash. Rinse. Repeat. is a very strange journey through time and underpants.

A grand unified theory for Terminator, Alien, and Predator. All three, done right, with the ending intact. Then Avengers Endgame came out. Devastating.