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Version Control Part 4: Episode 2, A Simpler Time. A quiet street, a young man hiding from the internet, and a hand the Doctor can't give back.

Total Recall holds up. The remake does not. Mark Kermode felt obliged to reassure his son that women don't have three breasts. Pre-internet kids had it rough.

Hooks For Hands IV: Celeb MasterChef, a ruined Bobotie and Gran phoning from Uncle Phil's to watch Strictly.

Derek Chisora came from Zimbabwe, took a beating for 12 rounds every time, and never dodged anyone. A proper farewell to Del Boy.

A haiku about the wrestler Haku, for no good reason. The first in a series of wrestling haiku.

It's too late so kiss your arse goodbye mate. That's the title. There's a video. Mental Ramblings offers no further comment.