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Should have gone to Hooksavers!
A trip to Specsavers, a pitch for Hooksavers, and a ban from every branch, Cleethorpes included. More Hooks For Hands.
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No idea why I'm posting this
No idea. Something to do with MasterChef. A link is provided for those who want more. That is all.
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Darts Haiku #3
Raymond van Barneveld. That's already six syllables. A haiku about the structural challenges of darts haiku.
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Darts Haiku #1
Phil Taylor's Power gets stronger by the hour. Caravan of love. A darts haiku. Part of a series.
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Are you feeling happy now?
The music video for Mudvayne's Happy? takes centre stage here. Dark, heavy, and not exactly cheerful. From Mental Ramblings.
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The Huge Penis of Alfie Noakes!
The Huge Penis of Alfie Noakes! The title is self-explanatory. The post is brief. The man himself is presumably delighted.
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