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A little football poetry from New Zealand. Our first Kiwi Haiku celebrates All Whites striker Chris Wood, his goalscoring and his undeniable quality.

Off to Vancouver for my first live World Cup game. Tipping rows, a street encounter and a hot chicken that changed my life. Not for the easily offended.

A poker player spills red wine on purpose to escape a brutal table in Amsterdam. Years later, a different situation calls for the same creative thinking.

Hooks For Hands IV: Celeb MasterChef, a ruined Bobotie and Gran phoning from Uncle Phil's to watch Strictly.

A heartwarming short about a grandad and his grandson, and a grandad with strong views on which cunts deserve to die.

A short film musing. Kill Bill's Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique raises a question nobody asked. A John Wick crossover may be involved.