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Total Recall holds up. The remake does not. Mark Kermode felt obliged to reassure his son that women don't have three breasts. Pre-internet kids had it rough.

He lent money without questions, watched Liverpool come back from 3–0 down, and had a favourite line from Dude Where's My Car. RIP mate.

A streamer's triumphant comeback broadcast takes a turn into the past, where old grudges get settled.

A PE teacher, a cricket square, Sexual Chocolate and a drunken act of crossfire. One man's bizarre school memories.

A grand unified theory for Terminator, Alien, and Predator. All three, done right, with the ending intact. Then Avengers Endgame came out. Devastating.

A cheerful song gets a different ending. Stanley knife, baseball bat, 1,440 alarm clocks set one minute apart. It goes on until it doesn't.