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Doctor Who: Version Control Part 6, Episode 4: Red Who?
Version Control Part 6: Episode 4, Red Dwarf. The Editor flicks the Doctor onto a parallel Red Dwarf where Holly has decimalised time.
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Russell Brand's Biggest Crime
An examination of Russell Brand, his public persona, career and the controversies that have shaped public perceptions of one of Britain's most recognisable entertainers.
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I've Got Hooks For Hands
A poem about a man with hooks for hands. The challenges are numerous, the solutions are limited, the rhymes are impeccable.
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Each time i go for a piss
A small spider retreats to his crevice every time I go for a piss. I have a few words for the eight-legged cunt.
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Show me the way to go home
A three-line song parody. Rimmer is dead. Someone is tired and wants to go to bed.
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Darts Haiku #3
Raymond van Barneveld. That's already six syllables. A haiku about the structural challenges of darts haiku.
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