MENTAL RAMBLINGS

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Burrell x Vorderman

Just been thinking about the I'm A Celebrity South Africa show that was on a while back. Pretty enjoyable really, some unsavoury tasks,...

1 min

I feel sorry for Blade

The guy doesn't seem to have much fun, never seems to get the chance to have a beer and watch the game, it's vampire hunting 24/7. I'm...

1 min

Wants a cock up it that one!

Endear yourself to friends and family by playing my favourite game of all time, the titular 'wants a cock up it that one!'. Simply put,...

2 min

Do you want a Crunchie as well?

- You what? - Do you want a Crunchie as well? Obviously I was fucking livid, I'd just finished my tiramisu and was about to pay the bill...

7 min

Cyberdyne Spoiler Alert

I say "spoiler" but of course the likelihood is that film rights will not be taken up and my ideas will not be in a cinema near you by...

MAKE A CUP OF TEA, PUT A RECORD ON...

I work very hard but I'm lazy, I can't take the pressure and it's starting to show. Welcome to Mental Ramblings - a repository for all the story ideas I've ever had but never completed. Hopefully this blog will allow me to complete some of them and maybe fix the travesties of some of my favourite film franchises. The likelihood is that I'll end up with hundreds of started and ultimately unfinished ideas but that's ok.